Monday, March 07, 2011

Not Enough Tiger Blood for CBS: They Finally Can Charlie Sheen

Well I guess it was inevitable.

"After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately," the studio said in its one-line statement on the matter. No word on whether the show will be canceled outright or recast with another lead actor.

However, the Sheen meltdown continues:


"This is very good news," he said in a statement. "They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

Ah "whatshiscock" now that is a word that has just entered the Sheen lexicon along with #WINNING, tigers blood, and Warlock.  The Sheen Machine just keeps on rolling out the hits.

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