The EPA Says You are a Greenhouse Gas Emitter!

It seems that the EPA has just declared the lungs of every human on earth a threat to public health and welfare.

Jackson said carbon dioxide emissions go beyond damaging the environment -- they also endanger public health.

The agency made the announcement because it is required to issue an "endangerment finding" -- evidence that carbon emissions are dangerous to the public health -- before it can regulate carbon dioxide and five other greenhouse gases under the federal Clean Air Act.

Yup, you are killing your fellow man by doing all that breathing. EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson wants you to suffocate yourself post-with in order to reduce the carbon you generate from your lungs. Do your part for the planet people eliminate climate change by doing what the EPA prescribes: stop breathing at once! Only your death will help stop climate change.