Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Build-A-Bear Joins the Global Warming Church: Aims Salvo Right at your Kids

It seems that Build-A-Bear Workshop is taking the climate change scare tactics and aims it directly at the tiny tots with their eyes all aglow.

Children of the world can look forward to priceless exchanges such as, “Oh my! Where will the polar bears live?” and my personal fave: “Where will the elves live?”

I suspect you’d like to think it can’t get any worse than that. Thus, it pains me to tell you that animated characters actually break into a discussion of satellite photos and that Mrs. Claus conducts a rather unscientific experiment involving ice cubes.

Needless-to-say, this constitutes brainwashing on the sleaziest and most sinister level. The good news is that this nonsense isn’t coming from our government this time and the rocky economy is our friend here. People, we have the means, if we have the will, to topple these charlatans who shamelessly prey on little children. So boycott Build-A-Bear. And, more importantly, tell the world why.

Yup, the warming scare mongers are aiming their propaganda directly at your kids. If these church of warming members want to get more Americans on board they need to talk up safe nuclear power like France and Japan have. Their goal should be to turn every coal power plant into a nuclear plant and lobby the EPA to change their permitting rules. Anything else is just advocating people to go back to living in the Middle Ages.

Instead they are trying the propaganda machine tactics by aiming it directly at kids. I can see little Jimmy saying "will all the elves drown?" The correct answer to that is "yes Jimmy, they will all drown because the Red Chinese hate pointy-eared people."

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