Now we are getting to the bottom of why all these people had to come to Copenhagen instead of running it through a giant teleconference via Skype or something.
And this being Scandinavia, even the prostitutes are doing their bit for the planet. Outraged by a council postcard urging delegates to "be sustainable, don't buy sex," the local sex workers' union – they have unions here – has announced that all its 1,400 members will give free intercourse to anyone with a climate conference delegate's pass. The term "carbon dating" just took on an entirely new meaning.
Talk about your global warming! Bada-bump!
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