Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Economist Reynolds loses Mind

Wow now this guy has some fantastic theories about 9-11. I'm not sure how an economist becomes a structural engineer though. He can somehow tell the difference between a building collapsing due to extreme heat and one collapsing due to controlled explosives. Maybe it was his minor in college. LGF points out:

professional demolition on such a scale would have been a gigantic task, would have taken a lot of time to set up, and would have been very visible to the tens of thousands of people who worked in the Trade Center every single day.

It wouldn't be if they replaced all the people at the Trade Center with cloned replicants, yeah that's it. Those replicants would be specially programmed to ignore any black-suited government agents hanging explosives in the stairwells and key points in the building.

Or maybe there was a satellite that beamed all of this stuff into our heads since the 1970s. There were no Trade Centers at all but merely figments of our imaginations. Even the people working there just sat in a field and dreamed they were working there.

France later discovered the satellites and the Bushies were forced to liquidate the whole program. So those hapless people had to be taken away and executed to cover the evil warmonger Bush's ass from a French blackmail attempt. Yeah, yeah that must be it!

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