Friday, October 14, 2005

Katie Pregnant for a While?

Hmm now this article contains all kinds of weird stuff on their pregnancy. Now this is the strangest rumor I think:

In terms of just how Holmes got to be in the family way, her aunt has denied rumors that the actress conceived via in vitro fertilization.

"I can assure you they did it the old fashioned way," Carol Zydorczyk said in a recent magazine interview. (We're not even going to ask how she knows for sure.)

Hmm, this could very well be true. It was rumored that Tommy Boy was shooting blanks when he was married to Nicole Kidman. I think this aunt was watching them going at it just like those slaves in Rome do. This is a strange and painful sounding bit too:

In other reports, when it comes time for the actress to give birth in several months, it has been suggested that Holmes will attempt a silent labor in keeping with Scientology tradition.

The practice encourages mothers to be to forgo painkillers and to refrain from screaming or even talking as they bring their children into the world. Scientologists believe that the silence reduces trauma during birth and prevents irrational fears later in life.


Yup, nothing like making the woman suffer in intense agony while they can't even cry out or deaden the pain a little. I wonder if they have a silent C-section cooked up for her if there is complications in the pregnancy. In whatever the case it sounds like something they would do in Maoist China. Some Zen mixed with a little torture.

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