Monday, October 31, 2005

Iran Confiscates Mannequins?

The Iranians are some funny people I kid you not. They are confiscating lewd mannequins just in case some upstanding Muslim man may want to have sex with a plastic dummy.

A spokesman for the city's judiciary, who asked not be named, explained the drive would tackle problems of "public chastity." He said 65 mannequins have been impounded so far.

Actually they were Zionist mannequins that want to corrupt the Iranian people and make them turn away from Allah. Their plastic forms make men want to do unchaste things I tell you!

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