Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mary Ann Caught with Mary Jane?

I think she may have been growing some "medicinal herbs" on Gilligan Island. I love this series of fake-sounding excuses as well:
Wells said she'd just given a ride to three hitchhikers and had dropped them
off when they began smoking something. Gutierrez found half-smoked joints and
two small cases used to store marijuana.
Then she claimed:
Wells' lawyer, Ron Swafford, said that a friend of Wells' testified
that he'd left a small amount of marijuana in the vehicle after using it that
day, and that Wells was unaware of it. Swafford also said several witnesses were
prepared to testify that Wells had very little to drink at the party and was not
intoxicated when she left. He said she was swerving on the road because she was
trying to find the heater controls in her new car.

So her lawyer, some hitchhikers, and and the heater all conspired to get her pinched on a drugs charge? She should just admit that they caught her red-handed and just do the time. This mug-shot is going to be a classic as well:


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