Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Behind door number 1 is...

More Scientologists!!! This from that tomcruiseisnuts.com site I mentioned earlier. According to RadarMagazine.com, before Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he invited actress Scarlett Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about the church. "After two hours of proselytizing," according to the website, "Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself."

Wow, that must have been some scene. "I had a great meal Scarlett and now I shall reveal those who lurk in darkness!" Cruise throws open the door to reveal a 2nd room full of wooly eyed folk who scrabble in hoping to dine with (on?) the young woman. Scarlett flees from the room with the refrain from Hotel California "they were gathered for the feast; stabbed it with their steely knives but they just can't kill the Beast." repeating over and over in her head.

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