Now he crashed his bike into a Scottish policeman. First he fell off of his Segway, then he went over the handlebars on his ranch, and now he is mowing down the Scots. Add this to the pretzel of near death a few years ago and we truely have the new Gerald Ford.
How can we be the evil empire and occupier of the world when our commander keeps falling down? I think we need to invade Scotland in retaliation for this ignominy!
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