Monday, March 23, 2015

Headline from the Future: Ted Cruz drops out of Race After Poor Showing in [Insert Early Nominating State Here]

It seems Ted Cruz is the first one with his hat in the ring for the 2016 Presidential Bid. No exploratory committees just jumping in with both feet.
Ted Cruz's official campaign announcement was slow-rolled over the weekend with leaks and, ultimately, at midnight Monday, a tweet.


But on Monday morning, Cruz made his first official opening pitch at a special edition of one of Liberty University's weekly convocations. "I believe God is not done with America yet," he said. "I believe in you and the power of millions of courageous conservatives rising up to reignite the promise of America, and that is why today I am announcing that I'm running for president of the United States."
Ugh spare me. He will drop out long before the real GOP nominee is minted but will probably throw a lot of bombs and cause problems on the way out. He will also proclaim the actual nominee that could win is "not conservative enough" and other nonsense. 

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