Monday, July 22, 2013

Oy Ye! Oy Ye!, The Duchess of Cambridge Has Birthed a Son

The future Monarch of All Britannia has lept from the womb of the comely Duchess of Cambridge on this Day of Our Lord July 22, 2013.

It's a prince! On Monday, the world welcomed the newest addition to the royal family and the future heir to England's throne. Palace officials confirmed the arrival of His Royal Highness the Prince of Cambridge, born at St. Mary's Hospital at 4:24 PM BST, and weighing 8 lbs 6 oz.

I'm sure the Duchess of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha would be interested in a royal marriage with the tiny future Monarch as a bulwark against Austrian aggression.

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