Thursday, January 21, 2010

Could Sean Duffy be the Next Scott Brown? It Might be Time to Coakley, Obey?

He seems to think so from his David vs. Goliath run against 40 year Congressman David Obey.

Q: What does Senator-elect Brown mean for your race?

A: If Scott Brown can win in a state that President Obama won by 26 points, I can win in a district that Obey won by just 20 points against an unknown, underfunded challenger in the Democratic landslide of 2008. It means there is not a single Democrat in the country who is safe. And, as the author of the failed stimulus bill, David Obey will be at the forefront of the debate about jobs, the economy, and wasteful government spending. If he continues to tax and spend our country into bankruptcy, he’s going to get Coakley’d.

I like the idea of a so-called "Army of Davids" Coakleying incumbents. I'll provide a definition of:

"Coakley'd:"

1. To lose a campaign against an unknown after being 30 points ahead in the polls. eg: "Did you hear that David Obey just got Coakley'd by some guy that used to be on the Real World?"

2. To take a vacation during a campaign either literally or figuratively. eg: "We are so kicking that GOP candidates butt that we need to Coakley down to Barbados for a few weeks."

3. To claim that a Red Sox great is a Yankees fan. eg: "I hear Carlton Fisk is all Coakley'd about the Yankees winning the World Series."

4. To misspell the name of your state in your campaign literature. eg: "We need to reprint the mass mailing. We Coakley'd Hawaii to read Hewai'iid."

5. To piss off Catholics during a campaign ie: "What do you mean David Obey just Coakley'd that the Pope listens to Wagner Operas while wearing his old Hitler Youth outfit?"

6. To not react when one of your goons pushes a reporter. "Did you see what happened to Shepard Smith? He got kneed in the groin by an Obey homunculus and the Congressman just stood there and Coakley'd."

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