Monday, September 09, 2013

I Guess Sex Doesn't Always Sell: Cyrus Bumped from Vogue Cover after Grotesque VMA Spectacle

Well, I guess dancing like an insane person with your tongue sticking out doesn't always make you more popular.

According to The Daily Mail, noted fashion fan Cyrus was lensed for the upcoming December issue of Vogue, but after Wintour caught wind of her controversial performance at the MTV VMAs with Robin Thicke, she killed the story. In case you need a refresher, Cyrus took the stage at the August 25 event in New York to duet on Thicke's smash single "Blurred Lines." Sadly, their vocals were overshadowed by Cyrus grinding on the 36-year-old married father's genital area. 

I think Cyrus' weird cow tongue should have been enough to get her bumped off the cover. She just reminded me of the Licker from Resident Evil.

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