In fact, I've already left. My cousin's wedding in Buffalo in October? Drove eight hours each way. Going to visit Dad in Boston over Christmas? We're taking a slow train from DC rather than subject ourselves to the increasing indignity of flying. If it's under 500 miles, I'll do anything rather than hop on a plane. And if it's over 500 miles, it had better be way over . . . or I'd better be carrying a cooler with a still-beating heart in it.
I have been wondering if all this added TSA "sexual touching" is a stealth plan to get people to demand high speed rail. I'm pretty sure more people would ride a new "US Bullet Train" so they won't have to expose themselves in an airport screening machine or have some TSA person touching their junk.
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