Friday, March 17, 2006

South Park Creators vs. Scientology

I love their sense of humor when it comes to attacks by proponents of that pseudo-religion called Scientology.

"South Park" has declared war on Scientology. Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated satire, are digging in against the celebrity-endorsed religion after a controversial episode mocking outspoken Scientologist Tom Cruise was yanked abruptly from the schedule Wednesday - with Internet rumors it was covert warfare by Cruise that led to its departure.

Yup Tommy Boy went to Viacom and had them yank the rerun of that show. I guess he jumped on their couch and accused them of taking that street drug called Ritilan. Their response is one for the ages though.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!


-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu


I want a T-shirt from Cafepress with that written on it!

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